I have something to confess: My wife and I pay for a deluxe cable package each month, but we actually watch very little TV. In fact, the only show we do watch regularly is, you guessed it, American Idol. I used to be ashamed to admit that. However, seeing as it's the most popular show on TV, I think a lot of you also share my guilty pleasure.
Lately things have taken a terrible turn on Idol. In case you don't recognize the smiling young man in this picture, that's Sanjaya Malakar, scourge of Idol fans everywhere. Despite a horrible singing voice and a fashion meter that is permanently stuck on "poodle," the guy consistently emerges unscathed from over 30 million voters each week who, if they had any sense, would have booted him off the show the first chance they got.
Heidi and I have been tearing our hair out as we've watched one contestant after another get eliminated while Sanjaya continues to sit in the back row grinning through it all, secretly realizing that he could probably shave his head and perform in a sequined bra and matching g-string and still not wind up in the bottom three. What's going wrong?
Well, the mystery is solved. This morning, I did a little digging and turned up a web site called votefortheworst.com. Turns out this group of merry pranksters are attempting to harness the masses in their bid to undercut the entire Idol voting process by voting for the worst contestants rather than the best. Why are they doing this? Here's the explanation from their web site:
Votefortheworst.com was started in 2004 to support voting for the entertaining contestants who the producers would hate to see win on American Idol. Why do we do it? During the initial auditions, the producers of Idol only let certain people through. Many good people are turned away and many bad singers are kept around to see Simon, Paula, and Randy so that America will be entertained.
Now why do the producers do this? It's simple: American Idol is not about singing at all, it's about making good reality TV and enjoying the cheesy, guilty pleasure of watching bad singing. We agree that a fish out of water is entertaining, and we want to acknowledge this fact by encouraging people to make an even funnier show by helping the amusing antagonists stick around. VFTW sees keeping these contestants around as a golden opportunity to make a funnier show.Votefortheworst.com was started in 2004 to support voting for the entertaining contestants who the producers would hate to see win on American Idol. Why do we do it? During the initial auditions, the producers of Idol only let certain people through. Many good people are turned away and many bad singers are kept around to see Simon, Paula, and Randy so that America will be entertained.
It's simple: American Idol is not about singing at all, it's about making good reality TV and enjoying the cheesy, guilty pleasure of watching bad singing. We agree that a fish out of water is entertaining, and we want to acknowledge this fact by encouraging people to make an even funnier show by helping the amusing antagonists stick around. VFTW sees keeping these contestants around as a golden opportunity to make a funnier show.
How can you argue with that logic? I don't know about you, but my feelings toward Sanjaya are beginning to change. He still irritates the crap out of me, but suddenly I'm seeing him as the new poster boy for people power. If the Internet can harness the masses to sabotage the voting process on the most-watched television show in America, just think what it could do in a real world situation. Perhaps Al Gore has a legitimate shot at the White House after all. I'm sure he's already organizing his own "vote for the worst" presidential campaign. In fact, maybe he's the one behind the whole Sanjaya debacle. It could just be his test run...
But back to more important matters: Can Sanjaya win American Idol? Suddenly that's looking like a real possibility. After all, votefortheworst claims to be responsible for Taylor Hicks' victory last year. And if Sanjaya does win, what will that mean for the show? Simon Cowell, my favorite Idol judge, has already gone on record saying he'll quit if Sanjaya wins. I think I would do the same, because suddenly the entire process will have been rendered meaningless. Will I quit watching the show? That's an open question as well. For now, I'm just curious to see how this entire experiment pans out.
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